Honestly, in everyday life, what does dressing up get you? Absolutely nothing. If I see a guy walking through Target with a long sleeve shirt and a tie on, I don't think, "Wow, he must be a successfull professional and I commend him for taking pride in his appearance." No, instead I'd probably think, "Hey, nice job overachiever. Do you put on a fuckin' bowtie to wash the dishes?" The only time a dressy appearance helps is in a job interview, or to make your parents think you give a shit about Jesus Christ when they drag you to church on Easter Sunday. Actually wearing a tie and shit doesn't matter unless it's required of the job. If it isn't required, then the boss knows the only reason you dressed up for the interview was to suck up enough to get the job. The boss KNOWS you don't care after that, and if the boss thinks you do care that much, then they're too damn dumb to be a manager.
Fuck ties I say! Hell, fuck clean clothes! If I want to run around in a t-shirt stained with burrito sauce and rum, by god, who the hell is my boss to say I can't? The only way we can destroy these social norms is by standing up for what we believe in.
mmmmmmm........burritos......
Speaking of tasty bean-filled goodness has led my mind to the DVD releases for this Tuesday. I wish DVDs came with refried beans.
- The Brak Show: Volume 2 - Oh Brak, you make me chuckle. You're funny Brak, oh so funny.
- Bring it On: All or Nothing - A sequel based upon a movie that only cheerleaders liked. Were there really that many cheerleaders screaming for this film to be made? I don't think so. I Don't Think So.
- Inside Man - A Spike Lee film that isn't a Spike Lee film. Normally, Spike Lee doesn't make mainstream blockbuster-type films. I'd actually like to see this and I'll Netflix it. Isn't that the term the kiddies use these days? Netflix?
- Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector - Were there really that many fat guys with trucker hats screaming for this film to be made? The answer to this question would probably surprise me.
- Prison Break: Season One - This show actually wasn't that bad. It wasn't one of those shows that I "Had To" watch, but when I caught an episode, I liked it.
- Sealab 2021: Sason IIII - This show is some funny shit and you KNOW it. Don't try to deny it, you laugh your ass off every damn time you see this show.
- Untimate Avengers 2 - Alrighty, I'm torn on this one. The 1st one kinda sucked. however, since I'm a tool for anything Marvel, I want to buy it anyway. Plus, I heard if you buy it at ToysRUs, you get a free Captain America or Iron Man MiniMate. I'm a tool for free toys too. Don't say I didn't warn you though, I'm sure this show blows too.
I bet she was looking forward the the Larry the Cable Guy movie.
Tune in next week when I tell you what NOT to buy.
2 comments:
I beg to differ oh lazy one. Whenever I wear a suit people respect me, but that might be because they think I'm a mob enforcer. And what's wrong with the original Bring It On? You can't tell me you wouldn't let Eliza Dushku lick your ass! Just watch it with the sound off while listening to porn music. Do I have to tell you everything?
You only get respect when you wear a suit because you're a big guy. By big, I mean slightly overweight. That's right Bob, I said it.
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