Friday, June 17, 2005

My thoughts on Batman Begins

I just saw Batman Begins tonight. All I have to say is.... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! Have you seen it yet? If the answer is no, then go now, or God himself will strike you down for your infantile stupidity. Go God Damnit, a showing probably starts within the hour.

Friday, June 10, 2005

My first posting....and you will enjoy it.

DISCLAIMER - The views expressed in this blog are the sole opinions of the blog author and do not reflect the views of any considerate individuals. The author makes no attempt to give a rat's ass about anything other than himself.....except booze. The author sure does like his sweet sweet booze.
Don't think I'm starting this blog to record my thoughts and experiences as some sort of a sissy journal like my friend is now doing on his own blog. You know who you are sissy. Then again, I'm sitting here typing with a White Chocolate Mocha from Starbuck's in hand, so I could very well be a sissy too. The main reason for creating this blog is to inform the world of the events in my life. These events may include such things as: a future trip to the G.I. Joe convention, fabulous works of art and literature that I have published (Not likely), or such events as future trips to the Denver County Criminal Detention Facility (More likely), or just general stupid things that I have done which will cause the entire world to laugh at my incompetance (Highly likely.) I will also post my observations and ideas on life, such as my views on the homeless, handicapped, eldery, and mentally insane. If you fit into one of these categories, don't be offended, unless I specifically name you. For those of you not aware, I currently hold two jobs. The main one is at a medical library where I do stuff all day long like post this blog. My boss pays me for other tasks too but I really can't force myself to do any of those tasks right now. I have a slight headache and plus, lunch is coming up soon so I'd rather not start a big project just to have it interrupted. This is why I'm paid the big bucks, because I'm efficient. My second job is a one-day-a-week job at a Mervyn's. Mervyn's is like Kohls in that we sell similar products to people stupid enough to shop there, but different in that Mervyn's sucks just a little bit more. I keep that job for the discounts I get at places like Suncoast and Media Play. Well, I'm not in the comical mood right now so you'll have to check back later for a glimpse into my humorous side. Plus, I'll be posting a current pic of myself for those of you who give a shit, which isn't likely to be more than one or two people. As for those few individuals who do care, don't worry, you'll soon learn to hate me. Oh yes, feel the hate, it is your destiny.