I demand your audience

I missed reviewing the DVDs that came out this Tuesday in an earlier post. Due to this oversight, I will review this Tuesday's and this coming Tuesday's DVDs at once. Amazing aren't I?

Tuesday January 3:

Alien Nation: The Complete Series - I never really got into this show, but I'd be interested in at least renting it to see it as a whole.

The Cave (Widescreen) - The tagline for this movie is: "There are some places man was never meant to go." Yeah, like to the theater to see this piece of crap.

Dumb and Dumber: Unrated Edition - I'd be all over this if I didn't already own the normal edition. Quite frankly, this is one of my favorite comedies of all time, right behind Schindler's List. Man, that movie is nonstop laughs!!

Wedding Crashers: New Line Platinum Series - Uncorked (Widescreen) - I can't say this movie is bad because I haven't seen it, but come on Owen Wilson, you can do better. You were in The Life Aquatic so it's obvious you know a good movie when you see it. Then again, you were in Starsky & Hutch, so maybe you just get lucky now and then.


Tuesday January 10:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Bueller... Bueller... Edition) - A classic movie that I don't yet own. However, I don't have the desire to see it again anytime soon, especially when it's on television twice a day.

The Flash: The Complete Series - I've been eagerly anticipating this since I first saw this show as a wee little lad in the highlands of Scotland. Sure, it could have been better, but it sure was a fun show. Plus, Mark Hamill guest stars, and one can never have too much Mark Hamill.

Mad Max (Superbit) - I don't yet own this classic post-apocalyptic, biker-killin', leather wearing, octane fueled, ass kicking movie. I do however own a porn film that can be described with that exact same sentence.

Red Eye (Widescreen) - Will I buy this? No. Will I rent it? Possibly. It looks mildly interesting.

Rollerball (2002) Superbit - You can "roll" this one right into the crapper. SCORE!!!!

Transporter 2 (Widescreen) - After watching the 1st Transporter, you may think the 2nd one is worth watching. I'll just tell you this: If you buy this before watching it, you'll find yourself transporting it back to Wal-Mart to get a refund. I'm a completist whore, so if I own 1 movie in a series, I like to own them all, but even I won't buy this one.

Underworld Limited Edition - Just in time for the shitty sequel, we are given yet another version of this film. I was just sitting here thinking to myself: "If only we could have a version of this film on DVD other then the: Underworld (Widescreen Special Edition) (2003), the Underworld (Superbit Collection) (2003), and the Underworld (2-Disc Unrated Extended Cut) (2003)." If I'm forced to watch this movie ever again, I'll jam a stake in my own fuckin' heart.

That's it for now. Tune in in the next few weeks for my reviews of DVD's including great performers such as: Patrick Duffy, Mr. T, and David Hasselhoff.

Oh I wish I were kidding.