For the benefit of Andy

Since my friend Andy Miller thinks a coat for a dog isn't ridiculous, I'll help him out by offering up a few more pet accessory options. I have provided links so that you may purchase any of these at your leisure.

Since this poppycock started out with a coat, I'd suggest one of these. it looks a lot sturdier than the coat you currently have for the pooch, and with these sweet-ass duds, the dog can go skiing with you. Aspen Faux SuedeCoat.



While skiing, or a nice day at the beach, you'll want your dog's precious peepers to be protected. For that, there's nothing better than a pair of Dogles K-9 Optix Sunglasses.



Next, we have an exceptional item to help your dog unwind after a long, hard day at the office: Bowser Beer.



Does doggie want to run around the apartment without getting cold feet? Well then, Bow Wow Boots are the answer!



Now it's time for bed. Nothing says "stylish sleepwear" like a pair of Zebra Pajamas!



Going to eat someplace nice with the wife? Now, you can take the pet too with this fancy dog tux.



With Halloween coming up in a couple of months, you may want to think about getting your canine friend some identity concealing gear. Here are a few wigs I think you may be interested in getting your dog.

The Bob Marley



The Sarah Palin Now your dog can be accused of numerous ethics violations!!



Clothes on a dog? FREAKING ABSURD!!