The title pretty much says it all. After 4 years of dodging and misleading a collection agency for a $1500 bill I owe on a computer, I finally beat them. Of course, they just sold the account to another collection agency who located me and started hassaling me in record time. Now I have to pay a $1500 bill off in the next three months or I'll be going to court. Whereas I love sexy judges in those sexy judge robes, I'll be paying the bill. My friend Andy was complaining about having little money, which is true, but I believe I'll have even less than he will have in the next 3 months. I've finally beaten Andy in something other than a masturbation contest. Or did he beat me in that too?
Yesterday was quite enjoyable. I got off of work at 11:30 A.M. so I could see an old high school buddy. Meeting my old friend Cody, or Hoefer as I know him (his last name being Hoefer. It isn't some kind of stupid in-joke) was definately the highlight of my day. Of course, since I've been out of Nebraska for almost 2 years now, I've lost a bit of the "country hick" side of me. My freind Cody hasn't lost a bit of it. After hanging out with him for two hours, I had the powerful urge to tip a cow, blow something up with homemade explosives, or a combination of the two. The typical Nebraska activites mind you, all done while imbibing heavy amount of alcohol.
Speaking of alcohol, Hoefer and I ate at a Dave and Busters. As I've mentioned before, this place is like a ChuckyCheeses' for adults. Yes, I'm quite aware of my mispelling of ChuckyCheeses, since I haven't been to one since I was 9, I think you can let it slide. Dave and Busters has a sweet menu plus a video arcade / gaming room. Want to play the newest arcade game? You can do it. Want to play skeeball and win tickets for prizes? You can do it. Want to do all of these things while drinking a frozen margarita? You can do it! They have a full bar in the middle of the gaming room. One has to take special care however when drinking and playing skeeball. Dave and Busters prefers that you chuck the wooden ball down the chute, not the margarita glass. I found out yesterday that there is now a Dave and Busters in Omaha, so to my homies and peeps in Omaha, go when you have the chance. If you go, I promise I won't say "homies and peeps" ever again.
Well, I've got to get back to work for another ten minutes before I clock out for the day. I have a rough life. BTW, if you have a few extra dollars laying around, go see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. You won't be dissapointed, unless you have a phobia of chocolate waterfalls and rivers, in which case, you'll spend a good 20 minutes of the movie cowering under your seat screaming like a girl.
Later.
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Friday, June 17, 2005
My thoughts on Batman Begins
I just saw Batman Begins tonight. All I have to say is.... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! Have you seen it yet? If the answer is no, then go now, or God himself will strike you down for your infantile stupidity. Go God Damnit, a showing probably starts within the hour.
Friday, June 10, 2005
My first posting....and you will enjoy it.
DISCLAIMER - The views expressed in this blog are the sole opinions of the blog author and do not reflect the views of any considerate individuals. The author makes no attempt to give a rat's ass about anything other than himself.....except booze. The author sure does like his sweet sweet booze.
Don't think I'm starting this blog to record my thoughts and experiences as some sort of a sissy journal like my friend is now doing on his own blog. You know who you are sissy. Then again, I'm sitting here typing with a White Chocolate Mocha from Starbuck's in hand, so I could very well be a sissy too. The main reason for creating this blog is to inform the world of the events in my life. These events may include such things as: a future trip to the G.I. Joe convention, fabulous works of art and literature that I have published (Not likely), or such events as future trips to the Denver County Criminal Detention Facility (More likely), or just general stupid things that I have done which will cause the entire world to laugh at my incompetance (Highly likely.) I will also post my observations and ideas on life, such as my views on the homeless, handicapped, eldery, and mentally insane. If you fit into one of these categories, don't be offended, unless I specifically name you. For those of you not aware, I currently hold two jobs. The main one is at a medical library where I do stuff all day long like post this blog. My boss pays me for other tasks too but I really can't force myself to do any of those tasks right now. I have a slight headache and plus, lunch is coming up soon so I'd rather not start a big project just to have it interrupted. This is why I'm paid the big bucks, because I'm efficient. My second job is a one-day-a-week job at a Mervyn's. Mervyn's is like Kohls in that we sell similar products to people stupid enough to shop there, but different in that Mervyn's sucks just a little bit more. I keep that job for the discounts I get at places like Suncoast and Media Play. Well, I'm not in the comical mood right now so you'll have to check back later for a glimpse into my humorous side. Plus, I'll be posting a current pic of myself for those of you who give a shit, which isn't likely to be more than one or two people. As for those few individuals who do care, don't worry, you'll soon learn to hate me. Oh yes, feel the hate, it is your destiny.
Don't think I'm starting this blog to record my thoughts and experiences as some sort of a sissy journal like my friend is now doing on his own blog. You know who you are sissy. Then again, I'm sitting here typing with a White Chocolate Mocha from Starbuck's in hand, so I could very well be a sissy too. The main reason for creating this blog is to inform the world of the events in my life. These events may include such things as: a future trip to the G.I. Joe convention, fabulous works of art and literature that I have published (Not likely), or such events as future trips to the Denver County Criminal Detention Facility (More likely), or just general stupid things that I have done which will cause the entire world to laugh at my incompetance (Highly likely.) I will also post my observations and ideas on life, such as my views on the homeless, handicapped, eldery, and mentally insane. If you fit into one of these categories, don't be offended, unless I specifically name you. For those of you not aware, I currently hold two jobs. The main one is at a medical library where I do stuff all day long like post this blog. My boss pays me for other tasks too but I really can't force myself to do any of those tasks right now. I have a slight headache and plus, lunch is coming up soon so I'd rather not start a big project just to have it interrupted. This is why I'm paid the big bucks, because I'm efficient. My second job is a one-day-a-week job at a Mervyn's. Mervyn's is like Kohls in that we sell similar products to people stupid enough to shop there, but different in that Mervyn's sucks just a little bit more. I keep that job for the discounts I get at places like Suncoast and Media Play. Well, I'm not in the comical mood right now so you'll have to check back later for a glimpse into my humorous side. Plus, I'll be posting a current pic of myself for those of you who give a shit, which isn't likely to be more than one or two people. As for those few individuals who do care, don't worry, you'll soon learn to hate me. Oh yes, feel the hate, it is your destiny.
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