More of the usual.

The usual being me complaining about stuff.

It really pisses me off when someone throws a cigarette butt from their moving vehicle. Now I could be wrong, but I believe that most vehicles have an ashtray built in. If not, rip the top off a fucking pop can and use that. If the car indeed have an ashtray, it's probably in the middle of the dash. Maybe it's below the environment controls, or right between them and the radio, or in front on the e-brake. Disregarding its exact position, chances are it's in THAT GENERAL AREA! Instead of using the ashtray like a civilized human being, these neanderthal inbreds toss it out of the goddamn window. Not only is it littering, but it's also dangerous. It may not be a huge issue in the city, but how many forest fires have started with a stray cigarette butt while someone was "appreciating" nature's beauty in their air-conditioned Volvo? Why is the window even open in the first place? To keep smoke out of the driver's face? If the smoker doesn't like the smoke, maybe they shouldn't be smoking in the first place! Is it to conveniently discard the ashes and forget about them? Once again, I present the concept of the ashtray for that solution. Fucking up their own bodies isn't enough for these fuckers. They have to do what they can to fuck up nature with their deadly chemicals too. FUCK EM ALL!!

I've been hearing a crap-ton of commercials recently for these companies who help people get out of their IRS tax debt. I bet you've heard them. "I owed the IRS over one hundred thousand dollars, so I called *insert company name here* and they helped me save 90 thousand of it!" Oh that's just fucking great. EVERYONE else is expected to pay their taxes, but you pompous assholes ignore the laws until you're threatened with prison time, and then you pay a company to get you out of it. That really, REALLY pisses me the hell off. Do these people realize that tax money goes to pay for things like the roads they drive on, the schools their fat children go to, the military that protects them in time of war? Yeah, you saved 90 thousand dollars on the taxes you should have payed, but now three federal employees that make 30 thousand a year just got layed off because the government doesn't have the money to pay them. What's worse than these companies and the scum that use them is the fact that the IRS actually allows settlements like this. Here's an idea, MAKE THEM PAY IT ALL. Not a fraction of it, ALL of it. If they don't, arrest them and make them work the money off repairing roads, or building schools. They can be slaves of the state and fucking like it, or go to prison.

Rapper names piss me off too. Why can't rappers, or hip-hop artists, have normal names? Other musical genres don't do crap like that. Just imagine if old times singers did that. It was Barry Manilow, not Manilow-Rider. Tom Jones, not Tommy J Chrome. If you want people to take you seriously, use a big-person name, and not some nickname that sounds like it came from the mouth of a retarded 5-year old with a mouthful of peanut butter. The worst ones are those that are a variation of another word, name, or phrase. Following are some examples, and yes, these are real rap names: Ice-T, Ice Cube, Ak'Sent, Droop-E, Eminem, K-OS, Kurupt, Ludacris, Mack 10, Vanilla Ice, Will.I.Am, Xzibit. You know what sounds less stupid than Ludacris? Chris Bridges, his REAL FUCKING NAME! This doesn't always work though. Vanilla Ice is much better than Robert Van Winkle. I thought the film Tropic Thunder had a great one. Alpa Chino. Hollywood took a shot at the stupid names, but even they can't top the one I heard today, the one that got me started on this rant. Flo Rida. Yeah, you fuckin heard me right. He though taking his rap name from a state was real cool. It is not. It never will be. I can't wait for this trend to really take hold. We'll have gems such as Al Aska, Indi Anna, Ken Tucky, Louis Iana, Mary Land, and Miss. Issippi. Fuck, when those run out, rappers can move on to country names. Argen Tina. Mya.nmar. Nick-A-Ragua. Pakka-Stan.

Yo yo yo, you betta check yo'self and ready yo'self for the number 1 playa this side of Africa. Give it up for MadagazzKar mother fuckers!!

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Keep an eye out on this blog for my idea of a rap group that should be. You'll be astounded.